THE RULES 
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Idiocracy 

Sara Eudy came over tonight and helped me look like the winter princess, and Picnic tested out some new lighting that is some of my favorite of his to date. I know his secrets =D And I'll never tell. He saved me from the snozzwangers and those terrible wicked whangdoodles, and I work in his factory in exchange for the best photos EVER.

Holy piss balls I can't wait until I have a photo to show you.

So remember the other day when I drank all of that mate and wrote that novel to that girl who had asked me questions? She's no longer a member on Deviant Nation so she'll never read it. That is faaaaaaaaaantastic. At least I got to read it.

I'm about to watch Idiocracy with Philip per Sara Eudy's recommendation. I'm super excited about it because I'm a big Mike Judge fan and I had no idea this movie even existed. Time to party!

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