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'Winter Wonderland' Corset made by Exquisite Restraint
Jewelry made by Gasoline Glamour
Hair and Makeup by Sara Eudy
Shot by the best photographer ever LITHIUM PICNIC
My waist isn't photoshopped either =D Happy Winter!
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Sara Eudy came over tonight and helped me look like the winter princess, and Picnic tested out some new lighting that is some of my favorite of his to date. I know his secrets =D And I'll never tell. He saved me from the snozzwangers and those terrible wicked whangdoodles, and I work in his factory in exchange for the best photos EVER.
Holy piss balls I can't wait until I have a photo to show you.
So remember the other day when I drank all of that mate and wrote that novel to that girl who had asked me questions? She's no longer a member on Deviant Nation so she'll never read it. That is faaaaaaaaaantastic. At least I got to read it.
I'm about to watch Idiocracy with Philip per Sara Eudy's recommendation. I'm super excited about it because I'm a big Mike Judge fan and I had no idea this movie even existed. Time to party!
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I was pricing a job today and I was reminded of the tale of the Mexican fisherman, which I will now share with you...
The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.
Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."
The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?"
The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs."
The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life."
The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution.
You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New York where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise."
The Mexican fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?"
To which the American replied, "15 to 20 years."
"But what then?" asked the Mexican.
The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."
"Millions?...Then what?"
The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."
- Author Unknown
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