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I got up at 8am to spread my buckwheat groats out on a cookie sheet to dehydrate naturally in the sunlight, but there was no sun today. It's now 20 hours later and I have a wet pan of buckwheat. Thanks Mr. Sun for screwing my plans.
Free Lithium Picnic boy beaters have arrived!
You buy now so we can have matching outfits!
=D
I made a smoothie today that tastes just like red beans and ice, it makes me so happy. Here's a rough copy of the recipe, I made it up as I went along so you might need to tweak it if you make this yourself because it probably isn't exact :
1/4 C raw almonds
1/4 C pitted medjool dates
1/4 C shredded coconut (fresh if you can)
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
shit ton of ice
1/2 - 1 cup of ice water, depending on how thick you want it
I was hired again for another art directing job, it's weird how I'm not advertising but people still know I do it. My first inclination is to get everyone naked, but I know that's not always appropriate. It's always fun though!
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I got a new fluffy white robe for Christmas. It's my new marshmallow that I wrap around myself then I can fall asleep anywhere, like on the floor next to my desk after I write this.
HAHAHA you have to watch these bastards to the very end, because there's one last slo-mo that will have you in stitches.
And then this one.
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