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The best one yet...

Eli is back...



It's 2am. I'm in full doll makeup wearing a long flowing white lacy dress. Chase and I are about to go into the pool and shoot an underwater video. I'm scared of the cold water but I'm excited about the video.

And excited about the sleep that will come after the video.

!


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Mosh is back in the member's section with me...




I can hear Carl Sagan's voice in the other room...



I'm on a more normal sleep schedule now. I wake up when the sun comes up and I go to bed before the bars close. I think this is going to work better than going to bed at 5pm and waking up at 1am.

The movies are due back tomorrow. I have to go finish Homeward Bound before it's too late.



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I don't know how many of you know this, but Houston is still pretty awful right now. My correspondent there is on the brink of insanity and has been sending me text messages that don't make much sense. He lives alone with his cat.


Friend : what you up to? i can picture myself going nuts if this power problem goes on much longer.

me : still? what do you do all day?

Friend : I can't even jerk off, the water might be contaminated

me : hahaha! what do you do for food?

Friend : Cat food

me : Serious!

Friend : The cat is pretty understanding. not at first but he gets it, everyone sacrifices.

Friend : Tha fish ain't half bad. Tha liver s for tha dawgs. Plus the fish is a urinary tract formula, so hooyay for that

me : are you drunk?

Friend : No. gotta ration the water

me : i'm serious what do you do all day!

Friend : Though if i was i probably wouldn't be so ashamed of stealing the cat's food. the tears make the food soggy.

me : so you sit in the dark all night?

Friend : Yea, with the kitchen knives.

Friend : It really isn't that bad, I just found out thirty minutes ago that I don't have hot water anymore

me : hahahahah! I'm LaUgHiNg OuT LoUd

Friend : Out of all the shit i ve talked, the fact that i'm outta hot water's got you in stitches. That gotta be cold!

Friend : I'll be sure to shout at you if i stub my toe and can't seem to stop the bleeding



Chase is burning these candles about a foot away from my face and they smell so terrible. I think these candles are why he's bummed out. They're making me want to kill myself. I didn't even know such a foul scent could be harnessed by wax like this, and then some sick person had no problem selling these to people. And then Chase buys them. And burns them. And he doesn't even like them either. We had a conversation about this the other night, about how gross they are.



me : I'm still laughing!...are you alone in the dark right now?

Friend : Because i cant even see my dick in the daytime to take a piss



"I have pushed F12 so many times the F and the number 12 are barely readable, of course I pushed F12." - Chase, right now sitting next to me on his computer talking to his friend on the phone

Another text message...

Friend : That is, without a flashlight shoved in my mouth. That's both metaphoric and literal.


Chase goes on...

"It's just a big dumb bullshit slot. I don't even know if there's a cd in there." -Chase, still on the phone, sitting next to me.



I'm surrounded by other people's tragedy and I can't stop laughing.



"What am I supposed to expect, the porno movie and the hard drive both have Japanese names, how can i tell the difference with this bullshit? I don't know what's the fucks up with my god damn hard drive. I'm having the times." - Chase




me : so you take cold dirty watered showers?

Friend : No showers. Balls just gotta smell for now. Better to have dirty balls than polluted, wouldn't you say? Progeny and shit.

Me :




Friend : new tat?

me : You deserve all of your misery.

me : :-D


"Why does he need water to jerk off?" - Chase

The insanity won't stop but I have to stop writing about it because this is getting to long.

BAI

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