THE RULES 
Thanks for stopping by my blog! I'm glad to have you here. I update this bad boy all the time so I suggest you bookmark this page or sign up for one of the feeds. And don't forget to comment!

THIS BLOG, ApneasBlog.com, IS INTENTED SOLELY FOR ADULTS! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 (21 IN SOME STATES) OR ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VIEW NAKED PICTURES, EROTICA, FETISH NAUGHTINESS, ETC., THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!


And, if you like what you see here and you want to access all of my uncensored photos and videos, head on over to Apneatic.com!


XOXO, Apnea
Work Mode 
My phone has been blowing up today. Everyone thinks my family in Houston is going to die in a terrible watery death and then I talk to my sister on the phone and she tells me nothing is going on. Then I talk to my mom at 4:30 in the morning and she tells me it's so dark outside she can't see anything...and I think to myself...it's usually really dark at 4:30am. But maybe it's, like, super dark. So dark, not only can she not see, but she can't even hear it's so dark.

I was all excited tonight and super ambitious and had plans to shoot six videos. I had the outfits, I had fun with my makeup, and everything was going awesome...

And then after the third shoot I went into the bedroom to shoot the fourth video, and I ended up taking photos of myself falling asleep.

Before :



After :



So I only shot three videos tonight. Then I got up and cleaned the house and now I have a second wind. But not enough of a wind to shoot three more videos.

HAUGH!?

Eli inspires me...






[ add comment ] ( 67 views )   |  permalink
Nerds. 



[ add comment ] ( 64 views )   |  permalink
Feedback! 

Steen : the porn reviews are fab.  lol
me : thanks! hahahaha
Steen : i don't think that's what they had in mind, though.  i imagine they wanted it to be like...  "apnea got totally wet and was so excited she had to mount the nearest object which was the dvd remote, but then her juices made it malfunction and now the video plays on repeat. then she ran out into the street with a funny gait cuz the remote is BIG and begged the first man she saw driving by to jiz on her tongue...happy ending: they're in love"
Steen : HEADLINE!!  BREAKING NEWS!!  Apnea marries jiz dude from car!
Steen : woooooo!
me : can i quote you?



Rana!www.rana-x.com="Rana!">








[ add comment ] ( 69 views )   |  permalink

< | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | Next> Last>>