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Today was awesome. Picnic's knee is still acting funny, but we're keeping a careful eye on it. We decided to celebrate after our shoot and went to go see Ocean's 13 and play some air hockey. He always beats me at air hockey, but I still have tons of fun.
TOMORROW I get my fish ball. I'm so excited I could scream.
Good news models! We found a great place for you to stay next time you come visit us. There's a few rules you have to follow...

Kidding!
That's actually the capital of Mudville. And probably the most disgusting building I've ever seen. I think sleeping on a train would be more sanitary.
I'm so excited about my fish ball!
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My awesome fabulous sister cut my hair today, and added some blonde in the front =) It looks pretty.
I have the best shoot on Friday, I get to be naked with another pretty girl and we're gonna be all hot and sweaty in a warehouse with lots of big semi-automatic weapons. I don't like guns, but I do. It's hard to explain, maybe it's because I'm from Texas and I can't help myself? Let's just say that.

I love it so much :) Dave Ashlock is the best.
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I covered up my tattoos with my new super sweet airbrush kit. This photo makes me laugh. (Necklace by Gasoline Glamour)

I think I make a decent looking straight person. LOLOLOLOLOLOL kidding.
This was the second day in a row that I didn't get out of bed. Yesterday I didn't feel well, but today there was really no excuse except I didn't feel very mentally clear. Even Picnic with his bad knee was able to hobble over to his roll-y chair in his office and work on his computer. Right now it's just me in bed and the fishes swimming around in their tank. Eight goldfish and one black fish.
I'm kinda stressed out now that I didn't do anything today. I really need to learn to stop worrying so much.
Picnic and I watched Pan's Labyrinth earlier. That movie kicks ass, and what made it even more special was when he changed the subtitles to read "Apnea" instead of "Ophelia" and "Mr. Picnic" instead of "Captain". That made me want to marry him all over again.
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