THE RULES 
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Hah! 

I had a delightful day. It started way too early, but that's okay because it just means I had more time to bowl. After bowling, Picnic and I had a nice lunch and I went back home and fell asleep. After waking up, I exercised, had fun times with Ursulla Fredrika, and now I'm home writing this.

Today is very exciting, because I have two links that are entertaining to say the least.

Philip Warner and I had nothing to do with the creation of this photo. I don't know who took it, and I don't know who the models are. But that doesn't make it any less hilarious. HAR HAR!

And now for a more informative link, CLICK HERE.

Most of you know, but for those who don't....now you do! =D

Time to get into my little shorts and jump in bed. I hope everyone had a great weekend!

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New Office Chair 

My birthday is coming up next month and I thought for about an hour today about a big party I could have with lots of booze and strippers and strippers in cakes and a big feast on a long table and more cake and water activities and loud music, but then I realized I don't have nearly enough time to put together something like that. And I'd have to run it by Ursulla Fredrika, since her birthday is the same day and we like to celebrate together.

I rearranged the rugs in my office in celebration of the arrival of my new office chair. It's supposed to be super ergonomic and comfortable, but I'm so used to slouching that my back is actually killing me now after sitting in this thing for three hours and now this chair doesn't seem like such a good idea. It reminds me of the time I was hanging upside down from Philip's gravity boots, and the moment I went upside down my back felt like it was breaking. I haven't tried that again in over three years. Sometimes I wonder if I would be taller if I had better posture.

Speaking of comfort, I've been wanting one of these pillows lately. See how happy he looks? I'm completely jealous. I should get a shirt like that too.

Seriously, my back is killing me. I need to take a picture of this ridiculous looking chair so you can sympathize with me. I think I'll go to bed early tonight so I can get some extra cuddles in with my muffinsz and maybe my back won't feel so insane. Toodles!

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The Best Bird. 

Never Forget



I started reading this book today... you can check out the "Customers who bought this item also bought..." section to get an idea of what kind of book it's like. There's one story in it about anal sex that had me in stitches.

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