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I'm leaving for the airport in two hours. So why can't I get off of the computer? I'm addicted.
I'll be here on Friday night. If you're in NYC and want to meet Picnic or say hi to me, that's the place to do it. Sorry if I'm socially awkward, I'll try to get drunk as soon as possible. =D
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I saw lightning outside for hours before it turned into the crazy storm that's going on right now. I'm just cuddled up in bed waiting for the power to go out.
The word of the day was 'exercise'. I went swimming, running, arm workouts, ab workouts, hula hoops, ellipticals...my muscles are killing me but I bet I'll look great if I just keep it up.
I leave on Thursday morning. When I get back from NYC and before I go to Vegas I think I'm going to Merced. If I do go, I'll be flying there but driving back behind John Warner in a moving-van procession. He said I can bring a friend if I want. I wonder if Ursulla will go with me...We were thinking about going on a road trip for our birthday, but if we go on the road trip earlier, then we can go on a cruise for our birthday and risk being kidnapped and sold into slavery by pirates. Hmm...we could have cake on the road trip too like an early celebration. I tried to make a "raw" cake once, but it turned into a big dehydrated fruity nutty sheet. I'm sure we'll work it out one way or another.
Goodnite everyone, sweet dreams, and enjoy your day tomorrow :)
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Like Earl always says, "I'm just trying to be a better person." So when a model lost her shit tonight and told me to take all of her photos off of my site, I did it, even though it was for a crap reason and I didn't have to do it. I apologize to all of my members. Lucky for you, there's lots of girls willing to let me do nasty nasty things to them, so we'll replace all of those photos soon enough.
And now I invite you to see a little piece of my world, one shitty camphone photo at a time.
That's my favorite belt. I wear it everyday because that tiger makes me happy.
I need all of that stuff.
I made that. I love birds.
My crazy ergonomic chair that I only sit in correctly half of the time.
Hey, ladies.
My coffee table. My wooden tulips are protected by Sex Panther. I named him Sex Panther after I saw "Anchorman." He's not really a panther, but close enough. The tulips were a gift Picnic bought me in Amsterdam.
That's Kingsley. He was meant to be a trashcan, but I use it to hold my snacks. He likes to live with the hula hoops.
Blonde in my bangs, ohhhh yaaa.
The new Queens of the Stone Age album is AWESOME. I've been listening to it all day.
Toodles, I'm out. =D
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