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I am Batnea. Spiders like to bite me because they know how dark I am, and they're into that. Halloween is the most important day of the year. I'll take my magic broom and sweep towards your shoes and make you uncomfortable to stand next to me. My cauldron is real. Wands. Wizards. Warlocks. Witches. W is the most important letter on Halloween. I wear a cloak. Batnea.
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My roommates
I dropped my phone in the grass yesterday morning chasing them and didn't find it until earlier today.
Chase told me I look like a duck when I run.
Remember these five rules always (according to a really terrible video game called Black)
1. GUNS ARE THE STARS.
2. EVERY BULLET IS YOUR BABY.
3. BIGGER GUNS, LOUDER EXPLOSIONS.
4. LEAVE A TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION.
5. GET CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.
Heh
I'm kinda nervous with my blog getting more attention! The pressure's on now. I gotta admit, some of my blog entries were so lame, especially in the beginning when I wasn't a pro-blogger like I am now. (not)
I like the bright pink everywhere. It's like the Tiger Beat blog of alt-porn. It makes me want to spoon with Steen.
Is this awful? I actually thought Don't Mess with the Zohan was a really funny movie. The first fifteen minutes or so I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. When he high-fives the bird, oh man...that was so funny.
Did anyone see Chase on Cash Cab today with Mike Gill? I can't wait to see it =D Someone Youtube it!
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-Jade Noir in San Antonio-
Steen built me this sweet new blog! I've been addicted to playing around with it for the last few days. We haven't been able to make it go live yet though because I had to manually import the last three years of journal entries, which I didn't think I would mind doing at all because I'm one of those people that can work on tedious tasks for hours. But reading over three years of my old journal entries was awful. There were lots of moments of, "Wow, I really wrote that?" and "I totally forgot about that!" and "This is terrible it's like I'm reliving it all over again!" but I made it...it was so awful but I made it. And I'll never read it again. I'm so happy it's over, it was such a total mind f*ck reading all of that old stuff and realizing some of the problems I had that I was told I had but never faced or realized and then I totally realized it once I read it. So in a way, it was good that I did it not only so my new blog would be super awesome but also it was sorta like a type of therapy. One that I'll never do again, but beneficial nonetheless.
I joined Twitter (look to the right). I joined Flickr too...I figured since it's supposed to be a site for photographers I'll post mostly pictures that I've shot instead of photos of myself. It's pretty amazing.
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