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My close friends know that I have the worst memory. It can be both good and bad.
It can be bad for obvious reasons, but it can be good because I forget about really bad stuff.
And the funny thing is I was exercising earlier and was thinking about what to write, and I said to myself, "Wow, this time last year I was exploring the city and walking with Ursulla up to ten miles a day. Wow, I remembered something. Hey, I should write about how much I suck at remembering everything." And then I was going to get into it, but I forgot what I was going to say once I got into it. Good grief.
I am Batnea. I am a creature of the night.
Yesssssssssssss.
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-Chase Lisbon in Reno-
I went to sleep around 6am this morning and woke up refreshed at 11:00am...that doesn't happen often. It was just two weeks ago that I was sleeping almost ten hours a day. Maybe farms are rejuvenating? It must be all the runnin' around with the chickens and such.
Speaking of chickens, I'm getting a pet chicken tomorrow from a few towns over. I've wanted a pet chicken for almost ten years so this is a pretty monumental day. October 11 will be Chicken Day. This makes Columbus Day jealous because they fall merely a few days apart and Chicken Day is much more exciting and holds more historic significance.
Chase and I shot all over the farm today. We've been shooting all over the farm a lot lately, but it's always been with a gun or a bow and arrow. Today it was with his camera. It's 3am and I still have to take off my makeup and get ready for my 7am wakeup call to get up and go to the fair.
Did I ever mention how badass I am with a bow and arrow? I can hit an apple off of a tin can from...5 or 6 feet away from it...that's much better than my aim with a revolver. All I can say about the revolver is the levy is full of bullet holes now.
I'm starting to believe that I'll never be too far away from a camera, even if I run away from it I'll run into it. But I don't mind <3
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I'm really excited when I hear about being in another magazine or seeing another tattoo of me but then I get a little bummed out when I think about how I never save any of this stuff. I don't remember when I stopped. The best I had was a list of the publications I was in but I've been in probably a dozen since I updated the list.
Kyle emailed me a photo of his sweet apnea-tat that Marcos Menachos is working on for him -
I get so excited when I see this stuff!
I wonder if the model on my leg is alive...if she was I would email her a picture of my leg and tell her I love her.
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