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My roommates
I dropped my phone in the grass yesterday morning chasing them and didn't find it until earlier today.
Chase told me I look like a duck when I run.
Remember these five rules always (according to a really terrible video game called Black)
1. GUNS ARE THE STARS.
2. EVERY BULLET IS YOUR BABY.
3. BIGGER GUNS, LOUDER EXPLOSIONS.
4. LEAVE A TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION.
5. GET CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.
Heh
I'm kinda nervous with my blog getting more attention! The pressure's on now. I gotta admit, some of my blog entries were so lame, especially in the beginning when I wasn't a pro-blogger like I am now. (not)
I like the bright pink everywhere. It's like the Tiger Beat blog of alt-porn. It makes me want to spoon with Steen.
Is this awful? I actually thought Don't Mess with the Zohan was a really funny movie. The first fifteen minutes or so I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. When he high-fives the bird, oh man...that was so funny.
Did anyone see Chase on Cash Cab today with Mike Gill? I can't wait to see it =D Someone Youtube it!
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