THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Chicken Day 


-Chase Lisbon in Reno-


I went to sleep around 6am this morning and woke up refreshed at 11:00am...that doesn't happen often. It was just two weeks ago that I was sleeping almost ten hours a day. Maybe farms are rejuvenating? It must be all the runnin' around with the chickens and such.

Speaking of chickens, I'm getting a pet chicken tomorrow from a few towns over. I've wanted a pet chicken for almost ten years so this is a pretty monumental day. October 11 will be Chicken Day. This makes Columbus Day jealous because they fall merely a few days apart and Chicken Day is much more exciting and holds more historic significance.

Chase and I shot all over the farm today. We've been shooting all over the farm a lot lately, but it's always been with a gun or a bow and arrow. Today it was with his camera. It's 3am and I still have to take off my makeup and get ready for my 7am wakeup call to get up and go to the fair.

Did I ever mention how badass I am with a bow and arrow? I can hit an apple off of a tin can from...5 or 6 feet away from it...that's much better than my aim with a revolver.  All I can say about the revolver is the levy is full of bullet holes now.

I'm starting to believe that I'll never be too far away from a camera, even if I run away from it I'll run into it. But I don't mind <3



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apnea tatsz 

I'm really excited when I hear about being in another magazine or seeing another tattoo of me but then I get a little bummed out when I think about how I never save any of this stuff. I don't remember when I stopped. The best I had was a list of the publications I was in but I've been in probably a dozen since I updated the list.

Kyle emailed me a photo of his sweet apnea-tat that Marcos Menachos is working on for him -




I get so excited when I see this stuff!

I wonder if the model on my leg is alive...if she was I would email her a picture of my leg and tell her I love her.

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Apneatic Merch 

Collaboration Conglomeration Coawesome

Finally you can wear me!







Artwork by Alex Rodriguez
Joint venture brought to you by Apneatic and Supercult.com

Go now! Look! Love! Buy!

I'm also looking for anyone who would like to litter their town with my stickers...email me for more info and I'll send you lots of them.

Smile! =D

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Elvira 


photo by Chase Lisbon


I'm freaking out in excitement over the holidays...especially Halloween!

One thing I'm not excited about is the cold weather. I've never spent a substantial amount of winter North of Texas and I hear it can get freezing here in Iowa. I'll be back in Savannah soon enough to not freeze to death. I hope.

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Japanese Prank 



I thought watching ghost movies on You Tube at 4am last night was a good idea, but I was mistaken.

So tonight around 2am I saw some exorcism videos and I got scared again. So I watched the Japanese prank. And I can't stop laughing.

So I'm not scared anymore =D

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