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I feel crazy today. I just have to remember to keep drinking lots of water and lay in bed then I'll feel better. There's some people coming over tonight. Then my friend and I are going to go driving around doing nothing. I love doing that :)
Why Crazy you ask??
So...after I woke up today, I functioned for a couple hours before feeling like my body was just completely deficient of serotonin and collapsing on my bed asking my body for forgiveness for putting so much garbage in it and smoking so much and drinking everyday for two months... and then I could hear some of my bones pop and I heard my body say, "Cool. Let's do this." And I felt really peaceful. I haven't felt like that since I was a raw vegan going to yoga every week and exercising everyday. My, how things have changed! But I'm fixing it, so everything is wonderful.
I wish Red Octane would make a "Harp Hero" game. For those times when I want to play a video game, but I'm also in the mood for easy listening.
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I'm so glad one of the gifts from my sister was a case of Vitamin Water, because I desperately needed it after I woke up this afternoon. Seems like I had a little too much fun at the Penthouse Club last night. Cosmopolitans are dangerous when the bartender uses orange vodka because then I can't taste the alcohol at all. I'm gonna slow down on the alcohol consumption, I normally never drink this much but since it was 'Birthday Week' and I was celebrating being back in Houston, yea yea I know I'm just making excuses for my poor choices.
I have another private party on Sunday with Ursulla, then Birthday Week will officially be over.
I can't believe I didn't work at all yesterday. What a strange feeling. I guess I better double up on it today, but first it's off to the shower.
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I'm finally back on my backwards schedule, FINALLY! I cry tears of joy. It's 5am and I'm not tired at all, which means my body is finally back on it's normal schedule. And since it's 5am, that means it's my birthday! Wooo 22! ONE MORE YEAR TO GO! That would be hilarious if I kept talking about how great my 23rd year is going to be then on my 23rd birthday I blow my brains out. KIDDING! I love my life. But it would be kinda funny, in a not so ha ha kinda way. Maybe my sense of humor is fucked right now. It makes perfect sense, I did buy a box of assorted spirits tonight. Cointreau, Grand Marnier, Ketel One, Jack Daniels, Jagermeiseter, assorted mixers, and limes. It's been a fun night full of fancy cocktails and chain-smoking.
I'm gonna go make another fancy cocktail and enjoy my birthday morning. I might go run over to the studio and watch Porsylin and Dandy Amber Marie get naked...I can't think of anything that could be better to do right now than that.
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