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I'm so glad one of the gifts from my sister was a case of Vitamin Water, because I desperately needed it after I woke up this afternoon. Seems like I had a little too much fun at the Penthouse Club last night. Cosmopolitans are dangerous when the bartender uses orange vodka because then I can't taste the alcohol at all. I'm gonna slow down on the alcohol consumption, I normally never drink this much but since it was 'Birthday Week' and I was celebrating being back in Houston, yea yea I know I'm just making excuses for my poor choices.
I have another private party on Sunday with Ursulla, then Birthday Week will officially be over.
I can't believe I didn't work at all yesterday. What a strange feeling. I guess I better double up on it today, but first it's off to the shower.
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I'm finally back on my backwards schedule, FINALLY! I cry tears of joy. It's 5am and I'm not tired at all, which means my body is finally back on it's normal schedule. And since it's 5am, that means it's my birthday! Wooo 22! ONE MORE YEAR TO GO! That would be hilarious if I kept talking about how great my 23rd year is going to be then on my 23rd birthday I blow my brains out. KIDDING! I love my life. But it would be kinda funny, in a not so ha ha kinda way. Maybe my sense of humor is fucked right now. It makes perfect sense, I did buy a box of assorted spirits tonight. Cointreau, Grand Marnier, Ketel One, Jack Daniels, Jagermeiseter, assorted mixers, and limes. It's been a fun night full of fancy cocktails and chain-smoking.
I'm gonna go make another fancy cocktail and enjoy my birthday morning. I might go run over to the studio and watch Porsylin and Dandy Amber Marie get naked...I can't think of anything that could be better to do right now than that.
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Holy crap crap crap I'm so excited, cause my birthday is in two days then I'll be 22 and that's one more year closer to being 23. I've been waiting to turn 23 since I was 16, because that's when the magic's gonna happen for me. You don't get it? You will. Come back next year and watch the magic.
So ya, it's 4 in the morning and I have a dentist appointment in six hours so when I open my mouth and breathe on the dentist he's gonna smell the vodka on my breath. Class class class.
Porsylin and Dandy Amber Marie are my neighbors for the next two weeks, and they don't ever wear clothes so that means two really pretty naked girls are next door. Yesssss. I watched Porsylin and Picnic shoot tonight. It was her turn to dress up as a water cooler and take pictures. She's cooler than me though cause she got naked while she was a water cooler.
Did anyone see the new photos? Cause I only mentioned it half a dozen times, I thought it needed to be mentioned again.
I always write these things right before I go to bed. I can't remember a time when I haven't written it while I was dead tired and about to pass out. So I guess you can only bet what the next thing is I'm going to write....I say goodnite. Adieu, and toodles. <3
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