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Me and my short fuse...either gets me where I need to go or some fatass high school dropout with bad highlights whose purpose in life is to curate a parade of strippers or drunk twenty-somethings with fake tits and an IQ of >80 to walk around topless sends me condescending text messages because he doesn't have enough penis to answer his phone or confront me in person. God damn I hate assistants to 'famous' people.
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I saw the new Johnny Depp movie, "Libertine" tonight it was sort of depressing. On a brighter note I had some peruvian fish type thing and a wonderful dinner with my favorite photographer tonight. I can't tell you who he is but his name starts with P and ends with icnic.
My new shoes finally came, but they got the order wrong - bastards... Bring me the head of the order taker!
I was invited to have drinks with the drummer of a mighty 80s metal band tomorrow before their Houston show, I'm bringing an entourage and Mr. Picnic to takes some photos. This should be interesting. That reminds me I need to reschedule the chat again... Sorry kids. I just couldn't pass on a personal invite to Shout at the Devil. :)
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So here's my daily horoscope.
"Someone you've had some altercations with in the past has a big change of heart, and actually becomes your ally in a pressing matter. You've been hoping this would happen, but can you believe it? Trust your instincts."
Wow. If this really happened nobody told me about it. Hahah!
Here's my daily horoscope from a different site.
"The fun you're having in romance will be amplified when good news comes your way."
I just got home from a funeral. Next...
"An enormous emphasis on money has you busy calculating, negotiating, and wheeling and dealing as you begin the month. This trend actually began a few days prior to the start of March, at the new moon that appeared on February 27. That moon will still be packing lots of power in the first ten days of March. "
I did upgrade my bank account yesterday. Hmm...NEXT.
"Even if you don't literally take a journey to a distant place in the coming weeks, you will nevertheless be like a stranger in a strange land. I suggest that you adopt an attitude similar to that of an explorer."
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