THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Texas Latex Party 

Los Skarnales is playing at my sister's wedding. That's the most amazing thing I've heard all week.

*gratuitous name dropping! gratuitous name dropping! gratuitous name dropping!*

Lithium Picnic and I went to dinner with Tressa and Scott from Fierce Couture, Annika, and Perry Gallagher tonight before they scampered off to the Texas Latex Party. There were sweet old ladies in the hotel lobby wearing rubber clothes and bondage collars. Go Grandma!

I also tried crabcakes for the first time. Fancy that!

I miss Aprella :(

My mom and my sister are getting tattoos tonight and are asking me to tag along. I don't know what to dooooooo.

Well, we're gonna go take some pictures now. You all have a fantastic Saturday night!

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consumerism 

My socks look like little furry bears :D

I saw a cake mold at Bed Bath & Beyond that was shaped like a castle. I stood in front of the castle-shaped mold for about ten minutes before finally deciding that $30 was too much for that thing.

But it haunts me.

I can't have castle shaped cakes without it. Then again, I don't eat cake.

I know the site has only been around for a couple of months but I want it to be bigger and better...then I opened a fortune cookie earlier today that said the slow path was the correct path. What a wise cookie :)

My sister is getting married in July! I'm so happy for her! For those who don't know she does all of the crazy hairstyles in my photos.

Goodnite!

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cutest thing ever 

I feel like a zombie lady right now. I think I drank too much cola earlier...hahaha that sounds so pathetic..."I can't drink too much cola or I get tired."

Earlier today I had to take a phone came pic of the cutest advertisement I have ever seen in a magazine...



If you can't read the text it says, "Mona wanted to be sure everything matched her magnificent new bag" and there's a little bottle of blue dye and Christ that's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

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