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Helen Keller said it best...
"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure."
I lost a few thousand dollars today. Meh, it happens. My friend told me a story once about this guy that lost a few million in one day in the stock market and acted like it was nothing. I think he got it all back eventually.
On the bright side my hair looked wonderful and my dinner was fantastic.
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Here ya go...chew on some half-witted drivel tonight and let me know how it tastes....ooooh yeaaaaaa.....
Philip and I talked about evolution and dinosaurs for over an hour. I like the stegosaurus because it eats lots of plants and it's covered in triangles. Philip likes the brontosaurus because he says it reminds him of Barney but I toooold him Barney has no neck and the brontosaurus has a neck of great proportions. We laughed - OH how we laughed like giddy school girls.
I dislike the Yahoo toolbar and all of it's bitch cousins.
Philip also laughed at me because I was in the math club when I was in grade school. I laughed at him because he was in cub scouts. Bahahaha!
I put a mini cornbread muffin in my vegetable soup tonight. It was like the muffin was a ship and the soup was a soupy ocean and there was a party in my mouth.
My sister curled my hair today. It looks all pretty and stuff. :)
What the crap is this abomination!?!...this Yahoo stuff is so annoying! This stupid envelope keeps popping up over my text and I want it to kindly die now.
I used to work at a restaurant and one of my co-workers would walk up behind me and crush a tortilla chip in my ear. That is one of the most brutal sounds ever. I love doing that to people now.
We make our bed every day and every night we make a nest out of the countless pillows, blankets, sheets, and picnics.
Goodnite! :D
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In addition to Clue last night we also played Monopoly. Towards the end of the game I had this crazy idea to try and reenact one of my favorite scenes from Chappelle's Show. Does anyone remember Ashy Larry from the world tournament of dice? Anyways, I went in the kitchen and put some flour in my hands then I said right before I threw the dice, "I'm about to go from ashy - to classy" then blew on the dice for good luck and the flour went everywhere. Including my eyeballs. It was a little painful but I got through it alright and everyone in the room was laughing hysterically.
Two things I bet you didn't know about me -
1. Rushmore was filmed a few blocks down the street from my house
2. I had a potted plant that died and I just ripped out the dead plant, kept the soil in the pot, and stuck a plush daisy with a smiley face on top of the dirt. I've advanced the art of fake plants to a whole new level.
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