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So here's my daily horoscope.
"Someone you've had some altercations with in the past has a big change of heart, and actually becomes your ally in a pressing matter. You've been hoping this would happen, but can you believe it? Trust your instincts."
Wow. If this really happened nobody told me about it. Hahah!
Here's my daily horoscope from a different site.
"The fun you're having in romance will be amplified when good news comes your way."
I just got home from a funeral. Next...
"An enormous emphasis on money has you busy calculating, negotiating, and wheeling and dealing as you begin the month. This trend actually began a few days prior to the start of March, at the new moon that appeared on February 27. That moon will still be packing lots of power in the first ten days of March. "
I did upgrade my bank account yesterday. Hmm...NEXT.
"Even if you don't literally take a journey to a distant place in the coming weeks, you will nevertheless be like a stranger in a strange land. I suggest that you adopt an attitude similar to that of an explorer."
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Shoes shoes shoes I love shoes I love shoes I'm getting three new pairs in the mail tomorrow wooohoooo! They all have really high heels and straps and fake diamonds and oodles of fun.
Warning : Do not go grocery shopping when you're thirsty. I ended up buying a few gallons of spring water, Gatorade, Coke, orange juice, flavored coffee creamers, pineapple, grapes, mini-oranges (the juices in the fruit make my mouth happy)...oh yea and some bread and toilet paper. =D
Sometimes I spend the night at my parent's house on the weekends and I find myself watching TV at 1AM. Anyways, I've been really trying to get into this whole webmaster thing and looking at all of these teen sites and just checking everyone out...back to the main point...a commercial for Girls Gone Wild appeared and for the first time in my life I was compelled to buy a copy just to see the shenanigans. Now that I'm reflecting on that decision I'm glad I said nay.
I miss video games. I've mastered all of the regular Playstation games...uh oh, I think a nerd somewhere just died. So yea I need a gaming system that was built in the last 5 years.
Keyboards don't make very good pillows.
An alien bee is not a mutant insect from another galaxy transported down to earth by inconceivable measures to make my site admin a Manhattan and to clean my van. As much as I wish this was true, it's just not the case. It's a light that I personally know nothing about.
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St. Patrick's day...my site admin is down the street at a local bar getting shit-faced off of Irish car bombs...Picnic is at sxsw in Austin...and I'm at home working on my taxes. Naked.
No booze, just 1098's and 1099's and whatever other stupid forms that were mailed to me.
I LOVE MY BLONDE HAIR. I did it up all awesome and I love it so much more than the black hair.
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