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On the way back from the airport this morning I watched all of the people on the freeway driving their cars. It seemed like the people in the nicest cars and the people in the shittiest cars looked the happiest. Probably just a coincidence, or maybe I'm fishing for that kind of thing since I think mediocrity in my own life is lame. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? I disagree.
I wish I had a Trojan Horse. I like the idea of telling someone I'm coming over to their house then parking my large wooden horse in the front lawn and waiting for them to come outside and notice. Hah, I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.
In other news, I get wet.
Hahaha!
photos by Michael Helms, this is how we spent our evening together last night. <3 I smelled like mint chocolate chip ice cream.
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It's 4:30 am now. Today was nuts just as I suspected but still a great day. I shot with Darenzia after breakfast, who is officially one of the hottest women I’ve ever met and we touched each other in special places while maintaining balance on top of a piano. When she leaned over me and put her boob in my mouth it almost covered my entire face. I hope she shoots with me more =D lulz
Picnic shot Nikki Hunter tonight. She is so awesome and beautiful and she taught me things about porn that I never knew then she fed me crackers.
Tomorrow is our last crazy fun-filled day before we go back to Houston. I love it here and I love it at home so either way I'm doing great wherever I am.
My eyes are starting to cross, I need to go to sleep haha :) Goodnite!
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Steen took me to a chili cook-off today at a gay bar. That was really special. We played pinball for a few rounds then I sat out back and hung out with the chili and my new acquaintances. Then Mr. Picnic picked me up and now I'm back at the house getting ready to shoot more photos and videos for the site. Sometimes my work is really fun :)
Tomorrow I'm shooting with Sean McCall and working with Runaway Couture. Wooo!
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