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Alien  

On the way back from the airport this morning I watched all of the people on the freeway driving their cars. It seemed like the people in the nicest cars and the people in the shittiest cars looked the happiest. Probably just a coincidence, or maybe I'm fishing for that kind of thing since I think mediocrity in my own life is lame. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? I disagree.

I wish I had a Trojan Horse. I like the idea of telling someone I'm coming over to their house then parking my large wooden horse in the front lawn and waiting for them to come outside and notice. Hah, I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.

In other news, I get wet.



Hahaha!



photos by Michael Helms, this is how we spent our evening together last night. <3 I smelled like mint chocolate chip ice cream.

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