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I just found out I'm going to Miami next weekend! I've heard terrible things about Miami. Oh well though. I can make the best of almost any situation :)
It's been raining all day. The rain always makes me soooo sleeeepy. But I keep truckin. Ursulla, Picnic, and I are all going out tonight to some clubs. I'm a little nervous about it. I've almost ripped off all of my fingernails just thinking about going out tonight but I'll keep my composure and hopefully everything will be ok.
Ok...I gotta go put on my face.
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Everyone is out on the town tonight, but not us. Ohhhh no. We're 'kicking it' at home - Caribbean style.
Obviously, that means it's pina coladas on the menu.
Our pizza has pineapple on it -->
And no Caribbean style night would be complete without the proper music.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a party to attend.
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I spent an hour today trying to balance myself on a big rubber exercise ball.
Before I buy a new car I thought I would paint my old one and make it look as scary as possible. I went out today and bought all of the supplies for the new paint job on my van. Picnic will be helping me paint it flat black with glossy black flames. Then we are going to take a big piece of pipe and bolt it to the back of the car to make a big scary bumper. Maybe I should staple some lime green fun fur to the inside. I don't know yet. As long as it's ostentatious, nonsensical, and creepy, I will be satisfied. I can't wait to pick up models from the airport once it's done.
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