I spent an hour today trying to balance myself on a big rubber exercise ball.
Before I buy a new car I thought I would paint my old one and make it look as scary as possible. I went out today and bought all of the supplies for the new paint job on my van. Picnic will be helping me paint it flat black with glossy black flames. Then we are going to take a big piece of pipe and bolt it to the back of the car to make a big scary bumper. Maybe I should staple some lime green fun fur to the inside. I don't know yet. As long as it's ostentatious, nonsensical, and creepy, I will be satisfied. I can't wait to pick up models from the airport once it's done.