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I've been laughing my ass off all night listening to David Cross and Mitch Hedberg while I work. Laughing makes me happy =D
My Myspace profile and inbox scares me now. I have over 80 pages of unread messages that have come in since Thursday. All I ever get is band spam, 75 "thanks for the add!" messages in a row, nasty guys that can't read that I'm married, or the occasional 16 year old girl that says she wants to be a model and asks if I can "hook them up". Sometimes I just stare at a page of unread messages and if I don't feel like the subjects are intriguing enough to open, I just select them all and throw them away.
Now I feel like I should mention that my email address is [email protected]. =D
FedEx is delivering my Treo in a few hours. Yesssssss.
My friend showed me this tonight - Pierce Your Ride. As much as I hate it, I think I might get one for my car. Sometimes I can't resist ridiculous stuff.
I won a new watch in a contest! I never win contests, so that makes the watch even better.
Back to work for meeeeee.
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Toil and trouble
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Once upon a time my friend Steen gave me a gift that I grew to love dearly. Let me introduce you to my friend, Sweater. (The word sweater is capitalized because the sweater's name is Sweater. And because I'm pretending like it's a proper noun. All at the same time.)
I wore Sweater all the time. In fact, Sweater started to smell kinda funny because I was wearing it everyday. So today, I washed sweater.
And now Sweater is so small that I can't even put my arm into it. *Cry* I didn't follow proper washing instructions because there was no tag! *Sob* There was nooooooo taaaaaaagggggggg! *scream*
RIP, Sweater.
In other news, this photo is facking awesome...
Yes, those ARE penguins on my pants. Doesn't Seniel look hot? Oh how I miss her. =D
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