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The city of Houston shuts down between the hours of 2:30AM - 5:30AM. I never see any cars, I never see any people (crackheads don't count), no businesses are open except gas stations, and the streets would be pitch black if it weren't for street lights. And I live in a stone's throwing distance of downtown Houston. Nothing! It's madness.
I wish there was something like a Bed Bath and Beyond that was open from 9PM to 6AM that crackheads weren't allowed to go inside and there were just normal people that wanted to go buy a bunt cake pan at 3:30AM, like me. But no. I have to compromise my whacked sleeping schedule if I want to do anything normal.
I asked my friend who keeps similar sleeping hours what he does at night to keep from going stir crazy. He told me, "Porn/food/TV. The Holy Trinity." Maybe I'm just not cut out for the night life. Or maybe I should start waking up earlier than 7-9 PM. I just don't know anymore.
'Tis the season for candy corn! Why does everyone hate candy corn? I love it! I went out at 4AM and bought a bag of it and brought it home for Picnic and me. He stares at it kinda funny then eats one. After that, he gives me a weird look and eats another one. Finally, he makes a disgusted face and stops eating them. More for me!
My Treo came today in the mail, and I love it.
Apneatic.com is 9 months old. *Sob* My baby is growing up so fast.
Now I'm gonna go lay on the bed and play with my new phone. :)
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I've been laughing my ass off all night listening to David Cross and Mitch Hedberg while I work. Laughing makes me happy =D
My Myspace profile and inbox scares me now. I have over 80 pages of unread messages that have come in since Thursday. All I ever get is band spam, 75 "thanks for the add!" messages in a row, nasty guys that can't read that I'm married, or the occasional 16 year old girl that says she wants to be a model and asks if I can "hook them up". Sometimes I just stare at a page of unread messages and if I don't feel like the subjects are intriguing enough to open, I just select them all and throw them away.
Now I feel like I should mention that my email address is [email protected]. =D
FedEx is delivering my Treo in a few hours. Yesssssss.
My friend showed me this tonight - Pierce Your Ride. As much as I hate it, I think I might get one for my car. Sometimes I can't resist ridiculous stuff.
I won a new watch in a contest! I never win contests, so that makes the watch even better.
Back to work for meeeeee.
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Toil and trouble
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