THE RULES 
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The following entry and photo by Chase Lisbon of Supercult.com



Reno was fucking nuts. I've had some pretty good luck on this trip, which is a far cry from my normal day to day... I was at a craps table for a few hours with my friend Brian, while Apnea and Brian's girl held down the bar and fended off the various cholos and cornrows that swarm around such areas. Brian and I were doing well and we were up pretty far for the night when this fat girl came up next to us and declared what "good luck" she was. We knew that was the end of our streak, but gambling gets into the head of an extremist and it's hard to trust your gut. We were wiped out within minutes. This woman's mojo Katrina'd the table...

We walked away from the table with about 7 bucks, and I remembered the cryptic message that Jim Defecto had emailed me when I told him I was in Reno.

"Bet 28 black". We went to the roulette table and I had Apnea drop a couple bucks on 28 black/. The ball was in motion when she made the bet, and a second later i saw it in the little 28 black spot. WTF. Awesome. I can't remember how much we put down, but we won around $100 and everyone stared at her like she was a gypsy woman. She took the money and left... we walked off laughing as dudes tried to get her to disclose what the next number was going to be.

I went home to email Jim and saw his original message: "Bet 29 black".

Thank god my memory is so fuckkkkkkkkked.

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I'm alive 

I'm in Reno for one more day, then our train leaves for San Francisco tomorrow morning. My phone broke so I haven't been able to call or text anyone for a few days now. I'm sure a lot of people think I'm chopped up in little pieces buried in a creepy backyard. But I'm not! I'm safe.

I forgot my wireless card for my laptop so I had to sneak onto Chase's computer to make some kind of update to let everyone know I'm alive! As much as it blows, it's really nice not having to deal with my phone going off so much. I haven't been this disconnected from my phone or internet in years. It's almost like it was meant to happen this way!

I get excited any chance I can see my site because it could be completely different any day now.

I could write a book about all of the crazy shit that's happened to me so far. I'm not ready to write about it because there's no ending yet.

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Dethklok 


Birgit, her lover, my roommate Carson, his wife Ursulla Fredricka, and I will be at Dethklok tonight. They'll pour acid on us and we might even get decapitated.

I had a bad day yesterday, so today is really awesome. I have my focus back so I've been able to get some work done. It's raining really hard outside and I'm home by myself drinking iced coffee and thinking about how to pack only one suitcase for a 17 day adventure starting tomorrow.

I have a crush on Asphyxia. Not a real one, just a girly school girl crush.





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