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An Evening with me is tonight... 
Philip is shooting Felicia right now...and I'm having small panic attacks all day about speaking in front of a crowd tonight. I haven't really been nervous at all until just now. Matt took me to get a cup of iced coffee the size of my head. I don't ever drink coffee, so this should hit me pretty hard. Okay, I'm excited again. Sometimes, especially after a strong cup of mate, I can't shut up.

Oh look! Some Valium. Yes, I'll have that now thank you.

I keep thinking of Jules in Pulp Fiction screaming, "Bitch, be cool!" ya. Just a few hours now! I wish I had someone filming it so I could show it afterwards. I'll do that next time.

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Mike Gill and Mr. Vertigo 

I've been running around Boston all day with my new friends Matt and Felicia shooting a video for Matt's band. The director is a lot of fun to work with, and his friend Blake is one of the funniest guys I've ever met in my life.

People in Boston really like sports. And they don't pronounce the letter R. I like it here :)

If anyone asks now I can tell them I went to Harvard!

Matt is such a nice guy. He took everyone out to this vegan restaurant even though I'm the only vegan and everyone had to eat wraps with nuts and fruit inside and compromise their dining experience for me. I used to feel guilty but now I think it's funny watching carnivores eat my bird food with me.

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Pootie Tang 

Pootie Tang is one of the worst movies ever made. But this is one of the funniest four minutes that I've ever seen in my life.



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