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Birgit, her lover, my roommate Carson, his wife Ursulla Fredricka, and I will be at Dethklok tonight. They'll pour acid on us and we might even get decapitated.
I had a bad day yesterday, so today is really awesome. I have my focus back so I've been able to get some work done. It's raining really hard outside and I'm home by myself drinking iced coffee and thinking about how to pack only one suitcase for a 17 day adventure starting tomorrow.
I have a crush on Asphyxia. Not a real one, just a girly school girl crush.
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Last night around 1am I was pulled over for driving without my lights on.
"Can I see your drivers license and insurance?"
"I don't have either."
"You don't have your drivers license?"
"No, it's at his house" (point to Justin)
"Will you turn your lights on?"
"Sure"
"Okay, you're free to go ma'am."
Picturesz
I woke up my roommate by jumping on his bed and taking pictures of him.
Breakfast
That's Jordan, my kinda-brother. His brother is my sister's ex-husband. We've been friends for 11 years. He doesn't like his picture taken.
Jordan draws and paints pictures of me
I have a date with a shower, right now.
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Yesterday Birgit and I went to a Ryder Makeup Lab.
Haaaay! Paaaaartay!
My 'Bruised Susan'
Shake it
She wants makeup too
Birgit was asked to make me look crazy and to glue crap on my face. I think she did swell given the assignment.
Apnea love Birgit.
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