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Kencredible is my new photographer friend. We can talk a lot on AIM but we're both pretty quiet in person. He likes to make me eat dirt, but I don't mind too much.
Picnic is sleeping. I envy him. Sleep has been my hobby of choice as of late. He doesn't know it but he's in for a cuddle bomb in about 20 minutes.
I have just recently become very busy. Friends, do not expect to see me on AIM much for the next four weeks.
My personal goal this month is to measure my words, think before I speak, not speak ill of anyone, and try not to insult anyone on accident. And I'm in just the situation this month to exercise my goals. You can't just pour watter in a kettle to check for leaks, but you have to put it under high pressure and then see what happens. I am Kettle. No, not the restaurant with the crappy biscuits. The metaphorical kettle. Under high pressure. To check. For leaks. Periods. add. drama.
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I used to be obsessed with David Mack. I read his comics over and over, then after reading Skin Deep too many times I fell in love with origami. Now my favorite birthday gift to give is origami money in a petite box with a pretty ribbon wrapped around it. About four years ago Philip's friend helped me fill up a garbage bag with paper cranes because I wanted to bathe with them. That never happened though. Instead I had a closet littered with paper cranes for the next two years. And at bath time instead of swimming with paper birds I would secure my laptop to the sink, turn off the lights, turn on a movie and eat my dinner in the bathtub.
I heard a guy tell a funny story once about taking a bath before his parents were having a dinner party. He said he wanted to try one of the new bath bombs (this is when bath bombs were new to us), so he grabbed one out of a basket in his bathroom and tossed it in the water. After soaking for a few minutes he said he noticed how pretty the water looked, it was like iridescent candy colored swirls and it smelled wonderful. Then after he got out and dried off he noticed he was completely covered in glitter, and couldn't get it off. I don't remember exactly what happened next but I think he said everyone at the party noticed the glitter and just thought he was being gay.
Our neighborhood is being gentrified to the max. Condos are going up everywhere, the smaller houses are being taken out on trucks, and our cars aren't being broken into anymore. It's strange to come home and see these huge houses one block away from our compound. I hope they don't pester us to cut down the jungle around the left side of the compound because it photographs really well.
I need to finish folding laundry.
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Birgit and my neighbor helped me pick out my new bicycle today. We went to the Bike Barn (it's not really a barn), rode on bicycles around the store, and watched a dvd of the hardcore bicycle guys shitting their pants while they were riding hard. Then we looked at the bicycle magazines and looked at all the bulging nutsuits. The world of bicycles is a crazy world.
It felt like I sneezed over 100 times today. It's hard sneezing too, like it hurts my muscles I'm sneezing so hard. I just sneezed after I finished that sentence. And again. And again.
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