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Andre Kaufman in Portland. I iron myself.
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I shot with Kencredible today.
He made me eat dirt.
Just kidding. I volunteered to do it. =D
I liked working with him a lot. I wish I was better at writing testimonials, then I would write him a really big fantastic awesome testimonial, because I really like him.
After that shoot was done I headed over to see Philip and shoot with him and work with a very talented makeup artist named Daniel. I met Daniel back in January 2006 at Christine Kessler's studio in Los Angeles. I remember thinking he did amazing work and I was really excited to be made up by him. But unfortunately I didn't get into his chair until 1am and I was so shithoused by that time that before he could even finish one eye, I fell out of the makeup chair and spent the rest of the night in the bathroom. I'd like to add now that I've been sober for 8 months now lol. Anyways, I worked with Daniel tonight after waiting over 2 years and he covered me in bronzer and made me super duper tan. Then the hairstylist gave me a Rick James jerry curl kinda thing.
Philip looked at me and said, "What the fuck is that." I'm laughing hysterically right now thinking about it again. Anyways, you'll see pictures soon enough. I'd really like to shower now.
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In sets like "cherry pie" how in the hell do you get your hair so damn curly? Is some of it extensions or something or do you just use a hot iron thinga ma bobber?
Tran Nguyen down at the Wig Shop does some fluffing then packs it neatly in a plastic bag and she gives it to me in exchange for US currency.
Have you ever taken some sort of dance classes? I ask this because of the video "fire" where you do the best dancing evveerrrr!
I've never taken a formal dance class, I just hang out with a lot of strippers.
I know that your style is crazy, but do you have an designers that you really like/ would be willing to spend the cash for their stuff? (I'm not crazy into designers but ever since Macy's came out with Betsey Johnson stuff I find myself going there every week and buying her jewelery.)
Hmm...no.
Have you ever wanted/ do you want to plan on doing some kind of avant garde esque photo shoot with big poofy dresses and weird concepts, etc.
I've already done that! You must not be a site member. *spank spank*
Do you ever want to have kids in the future?
Absolutely not. I'll just buy stuff for my nephew.
Do you exercise? Do you have a particular exercise plan, or suggestions? hint hint?
Yes, I exercise more than ever. My advice is to ask a trainer what exercise will be best for your body type, and eat healthy foods.
I was wondering how u and Phillip met and if u finished growing up/highschool in Houston or somewhere else?
I've lived in Houston since I was born and graduated high school here in 2002. Philip and I met through mutual friends. Sorry that story isn't more exciting =/
Our exciting life makes up for our boring story of how we met =D
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