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Birgit found my spare key outside and bursted into my side of the house with no warning. I swiveled around from the computer to see if I was about to die and she stood tall in the middle of the room, legs planted firmly on the ground, arms raised in attack position, then yelled,
"I'm gon' get you with my BEAR CLAWS"
And she was wearing super huge bear mittens. Made from real bear.
I sneezed, then she molested me with her bear hands. Heh, bear hands.
There goes her peta endorsement. lol.
Then we went over to Picnic's side of the house and watched the neighbor undress in front of his open window.
It's always a party when Birgit comes over. Next time she comes over we're going outside and dancing on the roof of the car for sexy video time.
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I liked Andre's idea of putting the 4 little photos together in one picture, so I did that for today's update preview.
My Liberator Tango dress is so fabulous! =D
Corwin Prescott not only has the best name ever, but he took a fierce headshot of me in less than 30 seconds at the Catwalk Tragedy.
Speaking of Catwalk Tragedy, Mosh found a video on YouTube of that crazy banana from that night...
YES! They posted the new South Park episode finally! It's 3am, I've been checking almost every hour since 9pm for them to post it. I have to go watch it immediately.
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Andre Kaufman in Portland. I iron myself.
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