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I keep having this dream where I'm in a small metal bubble with a large window in front of me so I can see everything. I'm launched suddenly from the ground and rattle through the sky going straight up, I'm scared and feel like I'm going to die, all I feel is fear, then I break through the earth's atmosphere. Now all I feel is euphoria, and the stars are more beautiful than anything I've ever seen. Then I wake up and feel really weird.
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I love kitties so much. I just want to squeeze them until their guts pop out of their cute little eyes.
The feral barn kittie from next door isn't looking so fluffy these days. He's absolutely crazy and rips its hair out. I think that means he has mange or some shit.
He's totally a bad ass though. He weighs like 6 pounds and beats up the dog gang who run my street.
I was watching them the other day out my window. Since they don't have names, or any name that I know, I decided to name all the gang members:
Taco bell dog. The dickhole chihuahua, he's the leader of the dog gang. He barks a lot.
Titty pitbull. She's always pregnant. She walks all over the neighborhood like some kind of dog prostitute.
Joe's Crab Shack pitbull He's here to party. Which is obvious because of his tye-dye t-shirt he wears everywhere.
Snuggles, he/she is some kind of weird dog bear mix. He/she looks like the Snuggles bear just like the fabric softener.
Werewolf. Thats the cat's real name. He lives next door. He is pretty much outside 24/7.
I would take photos of all of them, but thats dangerous.
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Asshat. Thats my favorite angry word.
Its one of those words that you can yell at cars who swerve and almost
kill me when I'm riding my bike. Or a word to yell when some asshole
bee stings me.
I still can't comprehend why that asshat of a bee stung me today.
I was totally minding my own business. Maybe it was karma in hellish
bee form. Because karma knew I wasn't really listening to one of the
stylists ramble.
It just didn't interest me. All I could think about was punch and pie,
and what kind of pie it is going to be.
I still haven't decided.
Maybe one of the pie flavors will be dead asshat bumble bee flavor.
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