I'm addicted to texting ChaCha. There's people that sit around and answer questions that you text them. It's like texting Google but it's a real human. A real human that I can ask the best questions and sometimes I get the most awesome responses.
Me : Why did they kill all of those native americans?
CC : Please be more specific. Why did WHO kill all of WHAT Native Americans?
Me : You know...All the white people and like cowboys and the small pox and thanksgiving and blue corn?
CC : The deaths caused by smallpox and other diseases were mostly unintentional. The other deaths were over land and resources.
Me : What's with blue corn?
CC : As the US was expanding it's borders to the west, there were small fights of territory between the Native Americans and the pioneers.
Me : That has nothing to do with corn.
Me : BLUE CORN?!
CC : No, that was an answer to the question you asked before it about the Cowboys and Indians.
Me : *send picture of a salt shaker* I'm at a restaurant. How do I use this device?
CC : Blue corn or maize (Zea mays L) is an open pollinated flour corn and contains soft starch useful in the milling of specialty food.
Me : Did you get my picture? I really need help.
CC : ChaCha's service receives text format only. We can send you links to pictures, if there's something you're looking for.
Me : Will you talk to me when I'm lonely?
CC : Of course we will, we are here 24/7, 365 days a year, whenever you need a friend or just to have someone listen we're here.
It's been this ridiculous for the last few days. My friends are asking them really serious questions about major life changes and getting replies. I want to work for ChaCha so bad. Just one hour every night when I can't sleep. I would give the best responses.
Chase was getting some really good responses. His ChaCha-er was more funny than mine.
Chase : What was Jim Morrison talking about?
CC : Jim Morrison was trying to explain to everyone how he was the Lizard King.
I can't believe I lost my phone in New York. There's so many people I want to call but I can't because I don't have their numbers. And now I never know who's calling me when all of these weird area codes come in. Sometimes I can be ridiculous when I answer my phone and I think I did it to someone who called me to tell me my grandfather died last week. It's totally cool, I hadn't seen him since I was 7 so I didn't know him. That sounds awful. I mean, it's not cool that he's dead, but I'm not in mourning. He actually scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. He would take me to the churches where people flop around on the floor and speak in tongues and one time he put his hands on my head and wouldn't stop shaking my head and praying. Why are my grandparents so nuts. My mom's mom only has plastic furniture in her house and she talks about how the Masons are going to kill us all then she serves me Jello on lettuce topped with mayo. I avoid her too. Isn't that terrible? Schizophrenia does weird things to old people. My sister told her once that she loved her and her response was, "Why?" Hahahahaha! My sister and I got a good laugh out of that.
Chase and I are about to go make dinner now. Byeeeeee <3