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I have tons of images from shoots on my computer from the last four years. These were shot in July 2004 in some terrible Burbank motel and every time I would go through the gallery I would think to myself, "Yikes...these should stay in this folder and never see the light of day" so then eventually I just stopped looking at them along with the other hundreds I'm scared to look at. I think the last time I went over the D-Game folder was over a year ago but I've started drinking coffee again and while Chase is putting rocks in the fish tank I've gone ocd on my hard drives and started cleaning out the garbage and decided to look over some of the photos again...and I thought these were neat.
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We tried to buy this today at the Iowa City auction :
We got into a small bidding war with some dirty hippie that was breathing down our neck trying to hear us say how much we were willing to spend. I didn't like that guy at all. But then the both of us ended up losing to an old farmer. I'm upset that we didn't win it but I'm really happy that the hippie didn't win.
It's probably for the best that we didn't win. This isn't Spaceballs. And now that I spend all of my time with someone as equally impulsive as me we make a lot of interesting decisions that can put us in interesting situations. A little irresponsible, but really fun =D
So anyways...should I go back to blonde?
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-photo by Greg Truelove- -set going live this month!-
Today has been so strange.
1. A black cat crossed our path. Not a big deal.
2. Rape Chicken ate a live snake, so now she is Metal Chicken because she eats live snakes and gets effed a lot and she's really ugly, so she's earned her new name.
3. Chase and I seriously considered moving out to Nauvoo, IL. If you're Mormon you've probably made a pilgrimage out there to see where Joseph Smith was lynched. Half of the buildings in the town are fake businesses and there are no real business open after 8pm, no cars, and no people except in front of the "Cultural Hall" (by cultural they mean cult) huddling around a guy in a wizard cape. We'll never move there.
4. On the drive back, we had to stop the car while a giant deer danced in front of the car. It was either dancing or having a seizure. Then it stopped, looked at us, and jumped over the bridge. I texted Chacha to see if this was an omen, but they said no. I think they lie to me.
5. The moon went from totally bright, to red, to gone. What? Was there supposed to be a lunar eclipse tonight?
Chase just rubbed lotion in my hair and in my sock, gross. I'm going to wake up before him tomorrow and put chickens in his car then sneak back in the house and ask him to go get me something then he'll be totally freaked out and I'll say "that's for the lotion"...
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