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Jonathan Slingluff from Studio 27.28 said 600 to 800 people came through the door that night. The line was two blocks long to get in =0
Here's some random photos of me with people that night. I didn't get to wear the dress I planned to wear because we were hanging until 5:50 pm and the show started at 6.
That's Hannah Rose. She helped us out with everything and then extra. She's awesome =0 and she's our permanent traveling companion. I like her iPod too. Chase makes fun of us for listening to TI but I think he secretly likes it.
That's Chase's mom, his sister Brigette in the middle and me. Brigette is my bff. There was some scandal when Chase walked in the room while we were napping together and my hand was accidentally on her boob.
That's Karen and Caitlin. We all have red eyes because when we get together we make magic. They are the two ladies that escorted me to my laser appointment in DC and fed me Bailey's ice cream when I was overladen with xanax and percs and saved me when I was nodding off behind a Dean and Deluca. No more percoset for me :D
I love him and I'm so proud of him :)
That's Chelsea. We've been emailing each other for years. She lived down the street from me when I was in Houston and then moved up by NYC and she was an internet pen pal for a long time. She mentioned in one of her first emails to me something about her girlfriend being a yoga instructor so I thought she was gay until seven months ago when I found out she's not gay at all, she just says girlfriend like a girl that's a friend. And when I thought she was gay I thought my ex would get mad if I talked to her too much because I have dated girls and I didn't want him to think I was flirting with her so we didn't become as close as we are until I broke up with him and didn't feel disrespectful if I talked to her. The night of the opening was the first time I met her. Today she texted me and told me she was driving with a cake in her lap, texting, and smoking all at once. Chelsea is freaking awesome. And we are really tiny in that picture.
A really beautiful lady named Tammy gave me the flowers. I wish I had a picture with her.
Family pic by Josh Sisk
The guy at the bottom is Internet Micah. Chase told me we would get along really well because we were both really awkward. And we do =D I like Brigette's gangster face.
So Myspace won't give me a folder that shows where I'm tagged so I'm missing so many pictures with people and I want to tell stories about everyone, so please email me pictures if you were at the event that night.
Like Matt and Asphyxia, two of my favorite people in the world. Matt where the hell are the pictures of us...seriously.
*click on it to see the full size please*
Brigette's not the only one with the fkn gangster face. Unghhhh na na nana
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I'm home.
I shot lots of sets...and my blog seems to be broken.
I'm going to go work on this and then post pictures of myself =0
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If you click on the picture it gets big and awesome =0 Try it out.
Before I go into that we need to have a talk about something.
It's about this.
It's my new favorite game. My favorite used to be the helicopter game but this one is so much better because it's just as dumb but this time everyone is on fire. Plus I only play these kind of games when I'm at my wits' end and I have no ability to do anything but repeatedly click one mouse button.
Okay back to the picture. There's lots more in the member's section on Apneatic.com and the credit roll is longer than normal so I'll try not to mess this up.
Photographer : Philip Warner
Photography Assistance : Addicted Image
Other Model : Mosh
Corset and Styling : Antiseptic Fashion
Hair : Linh Nguyen
In farm related news, both of our baby chicks Teacup and Penguin perch on my arm and it's so cute it's stupid. We had to move them outside with the other birds because they're getting bigger but every time Chase and I walk outside they run up to our feet and it's the most adorable god damn thing I've ever seen.
Okay. We go to the airport tomorrow and fly to the East coast because the show is on Saturday. I get nervous just writing it out. I haven't been nervous about it at all until I just typed it out. I've never done this much work on something this big that didn't have my name on it. If my name was on it, then if I mess it up like I have definitely done before, it's cool because I just screwed myself and I can just redo it or get over it or laugh about it. I usually just laugh about it. But if I mess any of this up I'm screwing Chase and then I'm going to lose it. I hate hurting the people I love. Plus there's so many people showing up. There's so many people showing up that Chase's friend is going to be playing music in the street because we can't fit everyone into the gallery.
"This shit just got real." gahhhhhh
My arm is healing up well. The only weird thing about it is the ink is turning light brown. Does anyone know what's up with that? I hope the brown goes away.
Alright, time to pack and there's guests coming and there's lots of stuff to do, lots to do, always lots to do.
You better come say hi to me at Chase's show and give me big hugs. My dress is fluffy and should be fun to squeeze.
Then afterwards we're going to party party party party :D :D
xo
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