THE RULES 
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Second post of the First because I can't sleep. 
If you haven't seen this yet from my journal earlier this year you should see this too...http://tinyurl.com/crv8rr because it's still funny.

Reposting is really lame, but I can't stop laughing.

Want to hear something magical now?

Once upon a time I was told that someone wished ill upon me for no good reason.

Then that day I saw the biggest black snake I've ever seen in the middle of my office in the middle of the day.

I saw this as a sign and went at it with an axe

But then my wonderful boyfriend said he would protect me and cut it's head off with a pocket knife and nailed the head to a post outside.

Since then we have taken further precautions to protect us from evil.

The end. <3



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