THE RULES 
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Soliliquy by Renee Masoomian 


photo by Kencredible
wardrobe by Soliloquy by Renee Masoomian

Choy wouldn't stop barking the other day while we were sleeping so Chase got out of bed and opened up the front door and left it open all afternoon.

When I got out of bed and brushed my teeth I stumbled out of the bathroom and into the living room and four of the chickens had walked into the living room and were standing there staring at me. I thought it was really cute and laughed and left them there while I worked.

I walked out of the office an hour later and there were six of them in the house and a seventh one making it's way in. Chase and I looked at it and talked about how cute it was that they were all just standing there making chicken noises but it was time to get them out of the house. They slowly walked out except for the oldest rooster Wolfgang, who is really cocky (I guess that's where the word comes from) and did this whole walking out thing like it was his decision and not ours. But one of the hens ran and jumped behind the plants and into a window. We couldn't figure out how to get it out with a stick so Chase finally stuck his hands behind the plants and grabbed her but she freaked out and knocked the plants over, shattered a ceramic pot, then flew back into the window. Eventually we did this group effort thing and got the screen out and she went out that way. So that was crazy.

Chase and I have been on a movie marathon while he logs his tapes. Sometimes we rent movies that look so bad that they might be good but sometimes they're just really awful. We picked up a movie with Sinbad in it called First Kid and that movie was so horrible we turned it off after the kid got punched in the face. There was one part though where he was in the chat room and the guy wrote "LOL (laughing out loud)" and I actually laughed at that. The people at the video store probably think we're crazy.

That picture is from a shoot I did after the gallery show in Philadelphia. Ken and I had been planning to shoot then he told me he was shooting some stuff for a latex company and asked me if I would model an outfit for them. I said yes and asked him if they knew about my chest and he said, "No but I didn't know about it either." Yikes. That shoot was really terrifying because before that it had been 9 months since I did anything in a studio and I thought I forgot how to do it. Dave Dawson helped me a lot though and told me it would be like riding a bike and he made me feel a lot better. Dave and Matt. And Asphyxia. I love all of them so much <3 They helped me a lot that day.

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Farm Life! 
Look at what Chase made :D



And now look at thisssssss



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Cabin Fever? 
I've always loved staying in my house more than going out. But staying locked up in a house in the 1st ward of Houston is a lot different then staying locked up in a farm house. Down there I could climb on my roof and people watch my colorful neighbors or I could call Carson and we would drive around town at 3am and I would go back home and have another shut-in marathon until I left town and for the most part maintained enough of a grasp on reality to function.

My mind is playing tricks on me out here =0 It's really awesome because it feels like I'm hallucinating sometimes but it's hard to get any work done when I can't stop staring out the window. Last night when I was going to bed I thought I heard the ocean and I got really freaked out and opened the window and saw the tall grass being blown by the wind in waves and it looked like water. I couldn't stop staring at it. Or sometimes I look at the sky and it's the bluest blue I've ever seen and then the white house a mile down the road looks blue and the white dog looks blue, pretty much anything outside that is supposed to be white turns blue, and lately every water puddle I see looks like a puddle of liquid mercury. It's the most reflective water I've ever seen. And the clocks are moving faster out here. The craziest stuff happens at night though. Unless there's a full moon and 1am looks like dawn it's the darkest place I've ever been in my life and that's when I start hearing really crazy things outside. Sounds always scare me more than what I can see so I'm not brave enough to sit outside and think about it yet. Chase is way more brave than I am. He grabs a shotgun and runs into the woods when it's pitch black outside.

I'm sorry about the last journal entry. Sometimes I write things and I'll wake up the next morning and think they're too long or too personal and I freak out and delete it. I have to get over that =/ Here are the pictures.


photo by US Romance


photo on the farm by Katie Sellergren

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