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XOXO, Apnea
Simple Coy loves Apneatic stickers!
aw! xx
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-Chere and me with Jade Noir-
I watched Chase in amazement tonight as he showed me his sick construction skills. He doesn't really measure things and if it looks like it might be really off he just says "fuck it" and starts cutting until it's better, and if it's too short he cuts a small piece of something else and nail it in the crack. It took a few hours just to build a desk, but to his credit it's a pretty sweet desk. It's interesting looking underneath but on the outside it looks nice, like TLC-home-and-garden-show nice. It even has a huge isosceles triangle hole cut out on the side for cords.
I've never shot in snow and this winter I get to finally do it! And I get to build my snowman army I've always wanted to build.
aaaaaaaaand Chase and I will be on a boat at the end of the year. So then we will have traveled in a train, airplane, bus, car, and boat this year. I've been looking forward to the boat the most! The end of the year is looking bright for me.
I totally covered the dog in Apneatic stickers and I totally took photos of it and I'm totally posting them tomorrow.
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Steen shot a super sweet video of me playing around with my custom made Broken Brains gas mask from the day Playboy TV shot me for their new show E-Rotic.
You should watch it! All you have to do is click on the banner and it goes to my site!
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-max prophet-
I have a fish tank of madness :
The zebra fish started disappearing, the eel died, the spotted molly had babies, one puffer fish attacked a neon tetra then bit it's head off, the neon fish at the top of the tank are genetically modified to glow like that, the angel fish never leave one corner of the tank, and the snail is always being attacked but doesn't seem to mind too much.
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I think a lot and I'll repeat the same thing in my head over and over until I write it down. If I didn't have a planner or my notebook I would be a mess.
One of the things on my to-do list for next week is to fix my wrecked up model mayhem page. So I logged in last night to assess the damage and follow up with some people, and I see my lady Jade in San Antonio has a new photo of me as her main picture...
So then I look under that and it's on some really flattering list of someone that really likes my pictures. So I click on it and I see all of these photos of myself I've never seen before and it's awesome like photo Christmas...
- click to see it grow! ch ch ch chia! -
And then I see this...
And the caption is "Wu Tang juice ain't nothing to fuck with!"
Alright. I knew the photos would get out eventually but I tried to pretend like that ten minutes of my life never happened...that drink was the worst
thing I've ever put into my body. After my shoot with Kencredible in Baltimore back in July this crazy photographer guy that owned the studio was giving me shots of this supposedly illegal 150 proof gasoline flavored alcohol and my judgement became impaired so fast that I agreed it would be a good idea to pose for this guy while I'm freezing from the water that had been thrown on me earlier. I couldn't help myself...he kept saying "WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG" then I got all excited...yikes.
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