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I bought a bootleg R2-D2 sticker last week, put it on the back of Picnic's car, and forgot about it. Then as we were driving around today, he looked in his mirror and noticed it. His reaction was the highlight of my month. He doesn't like car stickers at all. But he loves Star Wars. So instead of being upset or being excited, the conflicting emotions cancelled each other out and he said in the calmest voice, "R2-D2 is on the back window." He looked a little confused but a little happy. It made me laugh. Shut up, I'm in love. =D
I bought some ghetto strawberry incense since Picnic's being sued and I'm trying to find ways to save money. It actually puts me in a good mood because it smells so bad. Picnic says, "Holy crap, burn that nasty shit outside don't bring that into my house." That sends me in a giggling fit. I think it's also amazing how the smoke turned my incense holder black from soot. I didn't even know that was possible. It sounds so bad but I promise you I'm laughing as I write this. It's the little things that make me so happy.
I think I ate half a pound of raisins today. I also read a few chapters out of my numerology book. My yoga class was tonight, that was amazing. I watched about 15 minutes of TV out of curiosity too. Some repo guy on the Discovery channel reposessed a stripper's car at a gas station while she was inside paying for gas. That was hilarious. What else...I sunbathed for about an hour this morning, it's really late at night and I'm ready to floss and go to bed after I finish writing this. Gotta go to the post office first thing in the morning and mail out the winning Ebay auctions.
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I love animal costumes too much.
Let's talk about the delicious cookies that are in the dehydrator right now. All I did was mix cacao nibs, almonds, medjool dates, agave nectar and green apple, and now it's in the dehydrator. The "batter" tasted just like fudge in my opinion. Picnic thought it tasted like wine, but I thought it tasted like fudge. It's been a long time since I had real fudge. But anyhow, I can't wait to taste the final product in the morning.
I cut my hair tonight, and accidentally cut my finger :( It's kinda hard to type with the bandage but it's not so bad. My hair looks really cute though! I cut everything with a leg razor believe it or not. Sometimes I wonder if I should let my natural color grow out or if I should keep dying it black. I love the black, but I guess I get curious.
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I met Dir En Grey tonight, that was pretty cool. I have some awesome video footage of the guitar player calling himself a porn star. I almost didn't go tonight because I've been trying to stick to a raw food diet and no drinking and being at a bar with only water isn't the best situation in the world, but it worked out. I saw an old friend that I thought I wasn't allowed to see again because I might get sued (pink joke, lulz).
My friends and I went antique shopping earlier today, and we saw a baby carriage that looked like something from Gone With the Wind if Gone With the Wind was a horror movie...that thing was so amazing! I just wanted to climb into it and start posing, it was so creepy looking with the old wheels and the distressed black leather and ugh I can't spend $400 on a baby carriage though.
I feel so amazing now that I only eat raw foods, I really hope I can stick to this diet :)
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