THE RULES 
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Toxins 

I keep having really vivid nightmares. That's not good. Time to start using my sweet dreams oil again. I called my doctor and asked her what was with all of the nightmares and she blamed it on the toxins. That word...toxins...I hear it every day. Everything bad is because of toxins. Toxins toxins toxins my brain is gonna exploid because of the toxins.

Picnic is still being sued. Read more about it HERE. I've never needed $2,000 more in my life than I do now. I'm really encouraging Picnic to stand up for himself, but we're running out of time to pay the attorney his retainer fee. SG once said they owned my name, I can't imagine what kind of toxins they'll come up with in the settlement. (Get it, toxins lololol)


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Detox 

I had an appointment with a nutritionist today, she's putting me on a three week detox diet starting tomorrow. Yay, another detox. *foghorn* But seriously, I get to eat some stuff on this cleanse so I already like it a lot more than the master cleanse. I get to go back to her office on Monday and have a bunch of tests done like BMI and stuff. I've always wondered about that so I'm pretty excited :)

This all has me wondering though, if I'm one of the healthiest people I know and I still have all these vitamin deficiencies and toxins in my body then how unhealthy are my friends/loved ones that live off of pizza and beer, or highballs and adderall.

I promise if I don't reply to your emails, chances are I never saw it. Please don't be mad at me :( I really try to reply to every single email written to me.

Begin Rant :

Farse of the Penguins is awful. I have a really high tolerance for bad movies, too. For example, I thought Freddy Got Fingered and Dirty Work were two really great movies. Farse of the Penguins is so bad I wouldn't even let my dog watch it. I think the video on my site of me putting on my makeup is more entertaining. I watched a movie once about a talking zebra that wanted to be a racehorse, and that was like ten times better than Farse of the Penguins.

So awful. If you stared at this for 90 minutes it would be more entertaining.

End rant.

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Birthday wishes 

If this happened at my birthday I would piss myself with happiness.



Picnic comes home tomorrow <3 yay :)

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