THE RULES 
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Detox 

I had an appointment with a nutritionist today, she's putting me on a three week detox diet starting tomorrow. Yay, another detox. *foghorn* But seriously, I get to eat some stuff on this cleanse so I already like it a lot more than the master cleanse. I get to go back to her office on Monday and have a bunch of tests done like BMI and stuff. I've always wondered about that so I'm pretty excited :)

This all has me wondering though, if I'm one of the healthiest people I know and I still have all these vitamin deficiencies and toxins in my body then how unhealthy are my friends/loved ones that live off of pizza and beer, or highballs and adderall.

I promise if I don't reply to your emails, chances are I never saw it. Please don't be mad at me :( I really try to reply to every single email written to me.

Begin Rant :

Farse of the Penguins is awful. I have a really high tolerance for bad movies, too. For example, I thought Freddy Got Fingered and Dirty Work were two really great movies. Farse of the Penguins is so bad I wouldn't even let my dog watch it. I think the video on my site of me putting on my makeup is more entertaining. I watched a movie once about a talking zebra that wanted to be a racehorse, and that was like ten times better than Farse of the Penguins.

So awful. If you stared at this for 90 minutes it would be more entertaining.

End rant.

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Birthday wishes 

If this happened at my birthday I would piss myself with happiness.



Picnic comes home tomorrow <3 yay :)

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ITS A TRAP 

IT'S A TRAP.



I bowled a 72 average today. If I had maybe a 200 handicap that would be a pretty awesome score.

My mom is buying me a leopard print bowling ball for my birthday. I asked her for something extra Euro trashy and that's what she came up with. I love that woman.

Hey, guess what else...



bahahhah!

My favorite YTMND for all eternity.

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