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When Chase and I were living in Savannah we were so excited to shoot a video in the pool. But we didn't know anything about shooting underwater so trying to figure it out was interesting.
First we drove to Target and bought some Maglites, freezer bags, a snorkel, duct tape and nylon rope. I'm sure we looked really suspicious when we were checking out.
Later that night it was time for me to get ready. I didn't have the first clue about how to apply makeup for going underwater, so I applied three times as much and my skin felt like it was going to scream.
Then I walked out to the pool to meet Chase. It's 3am, the neighbors are asleep, it's freezing outside, and I see him throwing a cinder block into the pool with a rope tied around it. I remember thinking that looked really unsafe, but it was also really funny.
We got in the pool and I was so cold and shivering so hard the only words that could come out of my mouth was a string of obscenities. Luckily Chase was tied to a huge piece of concrete at the deep end of a pool so he didn't have to see it. Then when it was time to shoot I couldn't stay underwater. My dress was so heavy and buoyant. It felt like I was connected to a parachute. . But the dress came off! And we taped enough to get what we needed.
So after typing all of that I should let you know that only half of this was taped in the pool. The other half was taped in a very dry, climate controlled environment.
This is the censored version! Full version coming soon to SUPERCULT.COM and APNEATIC.COM!
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I finally had a chance to see the Bizarre Girls magazine. The photos of me turned out lovely in print! But I can't say the same about the text.
I need to clear something up with everyone, because this is a common misconception.
I have never been married. I was never even common law married because Philip Warner and I didn't share the same address.
I am also not from Georgia.
And I no longer like thong-back leotards. That was January 2008. This is January 2024. But that was my fault because I totally let my 'about me' page go way too long without being updated.
I also no longer like sunshine. I am sooooooooooo goth. :D Kidding of course! Who doesn't love sunshine? Just because I never see it doesn't mean I don't love it.
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Remember when I was talking about Zivity and I mentioned that set that Chase shot of me going live? I love that set. A lot of other people loved it too. You know how I know? The crystal ball didn't tell me. It couldn't tell me. There's no way it could tell me because it's at the bottom of the fish tank.
See? If you can't see then click on it. The picture gets bigger like magic. The crystal ball made the picture so magical that when you click on it, it grows twice it's size.
Anyways...
I know a lot of people love it because we got the most votes on a Zivity set ever within 24 hours of it going live. Not only was it the most votes ever in the first day of going live, but our new set now has more votes than any set ever published on the site!
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:D
!!!!!
Thank you everyone for voting. It really means a lot to me :)
I love you.
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