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XOXO, Apnea
I can't believe I got a starfish tattooed in my armpit. Dear God. That's the best example of why I should always stay sober. Luckily it's black and gray and the easiest color to laser out.
*shake shake shake*
(Etch-A-Sketch joke again, swear this is the last time I make it)
Now that we're back on the farm we stay in the office, what we like to call the "war room", and prepare for Chase's first gallery show in May in Philadelphia.
Back to work :)
xo
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I like the lights because they look like my little ufo friends <3
The day before my sleeve was lasered. My friend Scott called me an Etch-a-Sketch.
Chase slept in the bed, and I slept in the rafters because I am a batnea.
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Remember in Jack Frost when Michael Keaton died and then somehow turned into a snowman a year later and looked around at his one-dimensional plywood house covered in fake snow and said, "I'm back!" Well I'm back home too. And for the record I hate that fucking movie. I hate that movie so much it makes me say bad words and then I sound trashy. Chase and I only watched it because the trailer was so ridiculous and I heard a really funny story about it at a New Year's Party one night. Probably the only New Years party where I wasn't the one throwing up in the street.
Why is the nearest airport three hours away? oh ya because I live in a corn field. I really love living here though. And I'm glad to be home.
I had so much fun in San Francisco. And getting my sleeve lasered wasn't nearly as painful as I thought it would be. Except for the part where I didn't put Emla in my armpit and then the nice man lasered the starfish out of it. I didn't like that part.
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You know my fake girlfriend Asphyxia, right? The one with the perfect ass that I'm obsessed with?
Dear God, you have to go to Zivity and look at her set. And if you want to see the whole rated more-than-R set you gotta sign up for Supercult, which you should do anyways because he makes the best videos. Remember my underwater video? He has videos like that on his site but the girls are way more naked and sticking things in happy places. Not drowning underwater like I was.
Ok I know it's in poor taste to talk about my boyfriend but I'm really tired and he's really soft and feels nice to cuddle with so I'm going to go to bed with him. While I'm off being tired and cuddling with my foxy super soft boyfriend you can look at his new Zivity set and admire his mad skills and admire my fake girlfriend's perfect body and awesome posing. I'm so tired.
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