THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Fiesta time 

I love Fridays and Saturdays. I love it because it's when the Mexicans throw their parties next door and the music is so loud I feel like I'm there. I love parties! Thank you for inviting me, neighbor.

Sam Sanchez has a new portfolio site! He shot me when I was in San Francisco, this was the most I was dressed up...



It was fun not wearing a cake of makeup on my face. Don't get me wrong, I love cake. It's just fun sometimes to go without it.

Tickets to my Manchester, NH event should go on sale tomorrow. May 16th at theSOPHA from 6pm to 10pm. This is my first time ever speaking. The first time is the special time.

Buenos noches.

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First day of May..haaaay! Partay! 

RABBIT RABBIT

There's a really funny girl at the salon that I want to start blogging for me. She's trying to become a writer for Missbehave but I want to talk her into writing for me. I only have one more day to talk her into it though. I know so many funny people, I wish I had a friend blog section on Apneatic so everyone else could experience their magic. But that doesn't really make sense.

My friend Carson is really funny. We get kicked out of finer dining establishments because he refuses to wear shoes. He speaks Japanese and he likes to draw pictures of squirrels with large boobs. Hopefully he'll get into Yale in the fall.



That's his new pretty dress. =D He wears it when he wants to impress.

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Recurring dreams 

I keep having this dream where I'm in a small metal bubble with a large window in front of me so I can see everything. I'm launched suddenly from the ground and rattle through the sky going straight up, I'm scared and feel like I'm going to die, all I feel is fear, then I break through the earth's atmosphere. Now all I feel is euphoria, and the stars are more beautiful than anything I've ever seen. Then I wake up and feel really weird.

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