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Nutty Flax is trying to keep me down. Trying to take me down the dangerous road of cereal addiction.
Fitness. I need to workout and get in shape. Consistency is what needs to happen. It's just really difficult with my super exciting life. I used to have a walking partner… that fizzled. I tried to go jogging with Birgit, but she's just not as fit as she appears. The girl couldn't keep up. She does have a bike, and she knows how to ride it.
So I've been searching the intertubes for my own bike. Picnic isn't a fan of the stripper pole idea anyway. Cycling is good fitness. It's also better on the joints. And I can go fast.
The new neighbor Justin, the daddy of that crazy cat that Picnic likes to spray with the water bottle, works at a bike shop and I am hoping he can assist me in my bike choices..
But I found this one:
And I really really want it… mmmmmmm.. black satin…
Bike shorts & leotards, a delicious combination.
Fitness here I come.
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I read some of my old blogs and I wish I had an editor. Or do you like how I keepsz it real??!
I love corsets so much, I wanna take one behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
When I served Picnic his Nutty Flax for breakfast, he looked down at his bowl and said, "It's little balls." That's what I said! =D THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
I can't wait to update APNEATICMEDIA.COM later. You should bookmark it! You should check back at least once a week because sometimes I make really interesting entries. I'm about to sell a whole mess of things for the fundraiser, and when I do I'll post about it on my other website. In fact, I'll be selling the corset in the photo above. I hate to see it go :( But I would love to see it go at the same time so we can pay our legal fees! =D
Birgit and I are going out for fake eyelashes tomorrow at 9:30am so I better get to sleep now.
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