THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
I don't know 
I read some of my old blogs and I wish I had an editor. Or do you like how I keepsz it real??!



I love corsets so much, I wanna take one behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

When I served Picnic his Nutty Flax for breakfast, he looked down at his bowl and said, "It's little balls." That's what I said! =D THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

I can't wait to update APNEATICMEDIA.COM later. You should bookmark it! You should check back at least once a week because sometimes I make really interesting entries. I'm about to sell a whole mess of things for the fundraiser, and when I do I'll post about it on my other website. In fact, I'll be selling the corset in the photo above. I hate to see it go :( But I would love to see it go at the same time so we can pay our legal fees! =D

Birgit and I are going out for fake eyelashes tomorrow at 9:30am so I better get to sleep now.

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Dog and balloons 



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Betamax Bible Stories 

First I was looking at Alter Ego Jewelry and recognized some figures from cartoons I watched as a kid.

Then I went to YouTube and watched some of the terrible cartoons I used to watch.

Then, out of curiosity, I searched for the bible stories my parents owned on Betamax when I was four or five years old and I actually found them.

Prepare to be amazed...



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