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"today i woke up and watched a total yoga movie. it was all about how to exercise and it was so awesome. and then i ate like two diet cokes then smoked the marlboro light 100's and that's how i save money because it's the same price but you get more cigarette. but that's what they don't want you to know but that's why you read my blog! then i found an old vhs and thought "ew what is this" and i plugged it in and it didn't work because it's a vhs buti put it in what my mom calls a "toaster oven" but i don't even know what that is because i make toast in a toaster. then i went to twitter and posted my tweets and most of my tweets were like "hey read my blog!" and then a bunch of my friends told me to read their blog but i didn't feel like doing it so i told them it made me laugh and then i would tell them that it made me cry because i miss them. so it's like, a win win.
i totally hollowed out my old sidekick so i could steal eyeliner from MAC. And then I totally did it. So you tell me who's smarter, me or the MAC girl? Answer - me!
every time I see a movie with a princess, I wonder, why are they all so skinny? If I was a princess, I would be fat, because someone has to marry me because my dad is so rich. Then I would eat all day and stuff, and it's not like they even had photographs back then so I would just pay the painter to make me super skinny!
fog weirds me out.
so then i went into the living room and it was like "omg mom get a job already i know the economy is bad but it's been two weeks sand seriously you're not going to get a job wearing that robe and watching judge judy" and is judge judy even a judge? i dont know like maybe i should go to a law blog or something to find out but honestly i don't have time because i'm busy doing my blog and i don't think having 367 followers is easy to shrug. off. so i was thinking today i could either get a job or either grow my blog and become a famous magazine maker and i think that number two sounds like the most prosperous way and obviously the most glamorous way and, lets face it, if i had to get another job it would be greasy and i hate grease. so i'm going to have another diet coke and write more blogs. after livejournal. which if you think about it totally is a blog. which is probably why i'm sooo good at this already like the second that blogs were invented i was already good at this. like i hadn't even seen another blog and i already knew exactly what to do. like i dont even know what blog stands for but yet i am so good at it, basically blogging is like aiming but without anyone else on the other side of it. which makes it sooooooo much easier. cause i don't have to see their , like, emoticons :-D and i don't have to put a fake away message up when i stop even though i kinda do. BBL! going to nap. then shopping! "
hahahaha! Chase was saying all of that stuff out loud and I typed it all out. :-D
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I posted a new video on Apneatic today by Mike Gill....
It's probably the best video that's ever been on my site. I would say it's a tie with the Robert Sebree video I had to take out because of the ending of me dead in the bathtub.
I'm not used to this kind of winter. I didn't believe everyone when they told me I would get really depressed if I wasn't careful to get enough sunlight and find a way to get out of the house. And I think the yerba mate is giving me sick anxiety. Yikes. =0
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I've abandoned my blog lately for two reasons.
The main reason is because I stay locked up in a room and I work all day and I don't have much to talk about.
The other reason is because I'm obsessed with Twitter lately.
So please go talk to me there :)
http://www.twitter.com/apneatic
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