THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Zarla 

John Warner keeps me busy...



That's our beautiful neighbor. John shot her this morning and I was there to do makeup and other stuff.

I'm getting used to John being around. He's been working with us everyday for the last four weeks, but he's going back to California tomorrow. Then we leave in a few days to go up North.

My sister's baby is due this week. I guess it's my age, but I still get freaked out by the thought of it all. I tried to imagine my cat (de-clawed) inside of my belly, kneading at my internal organs, tossing and turning to sleep, meowing...holy crap that's so weird. GAH shake it off.

Cartoons are calling my name...gotta gewwww. =D

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New Orleans! 

So let me tell you what I've been doing...

Wednesday night in New Orleans I went with John Warner to a small little casino in the middle of nowhere and played Galaga for way too long. Then afterwards we headed over to Harrah's for some good wholesome fun at the slot machines.

Picnic joined us, I thought he kinda looked like Raoul Duke sitting there -



Hehe, Bat Country.

I met some more amazing models on my trip, and even did a little bit of modeling myself...



We call that the 'Blingarette'.

I've been home for a couple of days now, and I've been working almost non-stop since I've been back since I have so much stuff to do before we go up to Minneapolis.

I have something amazing to show my site members this week. Just wanted to throw that out there =D

Today, today. I had three hours of sleep last night before I had to wake up early and go help out my brother at work. It was pretty interesting, all I did was pick up a bunch of stuff for the bands on the Jager tour and I set up their dressing rooms. Then I took a nap and went home.

This was my favorite rider out of all the bands :



The Warners are wrapping up a shoot downstairs. I just got out of the shower and ready for bed, but I wanted to say hello and goodnite before I'm out cold. I anticipate on sleeping a lot tonight, I might not get another chance soon.

*Muah* =D

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Happy Easter! 

Happy Easter from Lithium Picnic and his furry coated woman Apnea...isn't Lystra adorable when she's a naked little bunny, I sure do think so.



I remember last Easter I was on the master cleanse for the first time, and I carried around a chocolate truffle bunny in my purse until the fast was over. And I remember I couldn't wait to tear into that thing then I took one bite and it tasted like balls =( Processed foods haven't tasted the same since.

I'm posting the best Easter set ever on my site today, featuring the cute little Lystra posing as my little bunny that I stuff with Peeps and whip with carrots. Fun times.

I'm going to New Orleans tomorrow. Whenever I'm feeling kinda down, a road trip always seems to be the best antidote.

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