THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
My sister is married! 

I just got back from my sister's wedding - I had so much fun! I didn't get to stay to see all of the bands cause I had to get back to the house to shoot some pretty pictures but for the time I was there it was nice!

Now I gotta think about what I'm doing for my birthday...I might take a road trip down to Mexico and see if I can get into any trouble. Probably a bad idea. Yea, it's a terrible idea but sometimes I'm an adrenaline junkie. Nothing gets the blood pumping like a truckload of los federales holding machine guns and alligators on leashes chasing after a little blonde gringa.

I'm just talking trash...I would never do that :)

Gah I can't wait to shoot tonight. I can't wait to show you the pictures! There's some badass sets in the members section by the way...I gotta make the graphics for the 'updates' page so everyone knows they're there.


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HELLO KITTY! 

Hello :) Here's a new photo for ya!


Hello Kitty is © 2006 Sanrio Company, Ltd


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Croissant Boy 

Brace yourself for the making of Croissant Boy. Muahaha!
He has facial features made out of licorice rope anchored with eye stabbing toothpicks. In fact, he is bursting with load bearing toothpicks. He tastes like butter but he looks like death.

Coming soon to the Videos section on Apneatic.com!

So before we filmed Croissant Boy I slept for a really long time today because I'm sick :( My allergies are so bad! Why, why!? Why must I not stop sneezing?

Today on 'How It's Made' we learned how to make acrylic bathtubs and toothpicks.

Time to go for a midnite swim. The pink floatie in the living room is calling my name!

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