THE RULES 
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Croissant Boy 

Brace yourself for the making of Croissant Boy. Muahaha!
He has facial features made out of licorice rope anchored with eye stabbing toothpicks. In fact, he is bursting with load bearing toothpicks. He tastes like butter but he looks like death.

Coming soon to the Videos section on Apneatic.com!

So before we filmed Croissant Boy I slept for a really long time today because I'm sick :( My allergies are so bad! Why, why!? Why must I not stop sneezing?

Today on 'How It's Made' we learned how to make acrylic bathtubs and toothpicks.

Time to go for a midnite swim. The pink floatie in the living room is calling my name!

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How It's Made 

I'm at a friend's house right now. He's playing his piano while I write this. He said I need suspenseful music while I tell you all how my day went. :) I think I should always have a pianist while writing my journal entry but that's probably not possible.

Anyways...I discovered a new tv show (new to me at least) called "How It's Made." I learned how sliced bread is made in the factory and how aluminum foil is smushed down from an 8 ton brick to the thin sheets we buy at the grocery store. Wow, you know it's tame when I'm telling you all about the tv I watch :)

I think I'm going to Disney World for my 21st birthday. Wooooo!

Ok, my journal writing music ended. I guess that means I'm done for the day.

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Firework Day! 

Happy 4th of July!

This afternoon I had a 20 minute conversation with Ron English before I realized who he was. That's definitely the coolest thing that's happened to me this week.

I have so much energy but all I seem to be doing is laying on the couch and staring at the ceiling. Heh. I guess I'll snap out of it soon.

I've been talking to the gentleman that owns Mother May I clothing.
Picnic is gonna shoot me in their new fall line coming out in August! Tube tops and halters and sprinkles and chocolate cake and rainbows and an assortment of pretty colors.


There's lots of pretty explosions down the street. My friend and I are gonna sit in the street and watch everything. :) Goodnite!

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