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I've seen the movie 'Waiting' at least once or twice a day since it was released on dvd. I'm starting to develop a bad habit of running dvd's in the background while I'm working instead of music cd's. Ah well, I guess things could be worse, right? :D
I've got good news and bad news. The good news is I own a pink velour track suit. The bad news is I wear it like it's in style.
Phone cam magic
Has anyone seen this crap?
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Come on guys...look at the picture of me again...this contest was over before it even started. I totally own goth model of the year. Bahahaha!
But seriously, vote for Aprella or me. :D
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The site admin and I are listening to the worst midi files we've ever heard and laughing hysterically. One of these has to go on my 'about me' page.
Oh man, this is so bad it's good. You know what's sad? Most of these are better than some of the Myspace bands I've heard.
Picnic and I were driving around the neighborhood the other night around 3AM, when all of a sudden a cop car comes speeding past us with his lights flashing all over the place. We decided in ten years, when we have more money than sense, we are SO buying one of those little lights that undercover cops stick on the roof of their cars so the next time some cop drives past us like that, we can stick the light on our car and follow him. Then after he gets to the scene, or pulls us over, we'll jump out of the car all dramatic like with our big sunglasses on and let the car drive into a ditch or something. But here's the best part...we would be so filthy rich that we could bail ourselves out the same night. HOLLAAAA.
Back to the pit - that's what I like to call the office.
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My water bill is higher than my electric bill...what kind of crap is that?
LOOK my mom's cat looks like some alien beast!
BEWARE OF THE FATTY FAT FAT
Bahahahhahaahahahah! She's so fatty fat fat fat fattaatjfajsf;jd it makes me squeal. She can't jump too high, she chews on herself, and if anyone touches her she freaks out. Her name is Gillian, but I prefer my terms of endearment.
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